Hi! I don't like most people but I probably like you. I'm a human,TV-lover, nerdfighter extraordinaire

Reality is a lovely place, but I wouldn't want to live there

Some shows I like:
House MD
Doctor Who
Dexter
Sherlock
Hannibal
Star Trek
Community
Parks and Rec ( and Ben Wyatt)
The Office
Big Bang Theory
HIMYM
American Horror Story
Grimm
Glee
Modern Family
The Colbert Report
Monk
Scrubs
Arrested Development
etc etc etc.
#sixseasonsandamovie

I also love movies.

My ships are: Huddy, Rose/Ten, Amy/Rory, Barney/Robin, Ted/Tracy (OF COURSE), Wemma, Ben/Lesley, Jeff/Annie, Andy/Erin, Leonard/Penny, Violet/Tate, Rachel/Finn <3

Favorite friendships: Hilson, Troy/Abed, Sherlock/Watson, Turk/J.D., Sheldon/Leonard, Eleven/Amy, Howard/Raj, Nick/Monroe, Kirk/Spock, HIMYM cast

Madly in love with Adam Young. I love Owl City and Taylor Swift and The Mountain Goats and lots of other music too

Sometimes there's serial killers on here

Well that's my life I guess.

#DFTBA!

 

Good wifi on the Hogwarts Express this year

neverknowinglybeserious:

a-hobbit-john:

hiiddles:

wife-of-loki:

MINE IS CRAPPY
WHAT CARRIAGE ARE YOU IN!??!?!

COME TO THE BACK 

THE SLYTHERINS HAVE HACKED DUMBLEDORE’S WIFI

1GB BITCHES

Thanks to the Ravenclaws, guys.

The password’s “AL0H4M0R4”
Pass it on. 

(Source: accioheadcanons)

tyleroakley:

tiktok-itsaclock:

fiftyshadesofugly:

We just got our yearbooks and these are my fav quotes

I KEPT THINKING I HAD A FAVORITE AND THEY JUST KEPT GETTING BETTER AND BETTER

senior quotes are the new text post

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

subjuggulation:

wingedbeastie:

clorinspats:

so i was scrollin along on the internet, minding my own business when

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okay wtf they can’t be serious

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they’re serious

@ebbywaffle

well i just found my new source for everything

skullmoon:

"He was modelled after a specific raccoon, and it’s this little guy named Oreo" X